Tony Womack may be a great guy. He may work very hard. He’s a far better baseball player than I’ll ever be. But he’s not a good ballplayer at this point. He hasn’t really done anything very successfully on a baseball field since he eliminated the Cardinals from the playoffs in 2001. Which, as you might imagine, still rankles.

And now he’s a Cardinal.

But at least he has a purple Lamborghini!

As the folks at the Cardinals Birdhouse say, “How can you not like a guy who has a purple Lamborghini?