Johnny Damon.
I’m in line already.
Original comments…
Jim: Hey, we went to two Red Sox games in 2004. Where’s our book deal?
Levi: I was on the verge of signing us to a book deal with a major New York trade house, but, as the fine print required us both to grow long hair and a beard, I balked.
Jason: You could have borrowed my hair & beard.
Jim: Just to point this out for anyone reading this who don’t know us personally: as you can see from the photo at the top of the page, I already have a beard, and although I keep my hair cut short, I could easily grow it long. Levi is the one who couldn’t look like Johnny Damon if he tried. Also, ladies, I’m currently unattached.