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C.C. Sabathia, store Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog, Hamburger

(Except we have to presume that Prince is actually thinking of a soy dog.)

Our Prince has come

Fans of large ballplayers should raise a glass to Prince Fielder, who made his debut last night for the Brewers, going 0-4. Like his father, Prince is a large man, though he seems to have the potential to be an even better hitter than his dad. Believe it or not, I think it’s probably a genuinely exciting time to be a Brewers fan, as they seem to be assembling a core of actual baseball prospects.

If only they’d ditched Selig a decade ago!