Rays awesomeness watch, The Onion edition

Double-Booked Tropicana Field Holds First Haunted House World Series

“[D]ates for the haunted house were reserved in late July, a time when the possibility of the stadium being used for the World Series did not seem realistic to anyone in the Rays’ front office.”

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C.C. Sabathia, store Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog, Hamburger

(Except we have to presume that Prince is actually thinking of a soy dog.)