It looks like the Florida Marlins are beginning yet another fire sale.
This will be their second such sale in their twelve years of existence. Are they determined to make the Devil Rays look good?
Anyway, if you want a speedy center fielder for your beer-league team, you might call them up. Sounds like they’d consider an offer of a bag of batting practice balls.
Just keep repeating to yourself: Bud Selig has been good for baseball. Saddam Hussein was a threat. Bud Selig has been good for baseball.