Define "control"

Have you all seen this? It’s a clip of Joe Mikulik, manager of the Rockies’ single-A affiliate, the Asheville Tourists, throwing what might be the best managerial tantrum I’ve ever seen. It happened while I was on vacation, and the first I heard of it was this story in USA Today, which is worth reading even after you see the video, if only because it’s fun to see all the various protest actions Mikulik chooses to take listed one after another.

Near the end of the article, Mikulik, despite apologizing, says, “I never lost control, though it looked like I did. I thought I was in total control the whole time.”

P.S. Thanks, YouTube. You’re the best.