Some sharp person at McSweeney’s has answered all of those lingering questions we’ve all had about
what we could expect were we to add a zombie to our fantasy baseball team. In doing so, he gives a fairly good overview of what a zombie would bring to (or take from (hint: it’s gray)) a real team.
Thanks to Luke for pointing me to this important information.
I think the only city we’re visiting where we’ll be in real danger of finding ourselves in the midst of a zombie attack is Detroit, because, well, what other cities have more downtown hiding places for enterprising zombies?
thatbob: Nonsense! You’ll be in Pittsburgh, zombie capital of the world!
Jim: “All you zombies, hide your faces.”
You want us to bring you back some Iron City beer from the ‘Burgh?
The Subservient Chicken will play baseball, if asked. But he doesn’t know how to steal home, and when asked to cork his bat, he just plays baseball.
Luke, hanger-on: I think the truth is that it’s actually a Subserviant Cub inside a Subserviant Chicken suit. It does not know how to “go to the World Series” or even “win,” but it does know how to “lose,” “make questionable trades” and “raise, then dash, hopes and dreams.”
Levi: Speaking of stealing home: I learned today that Jackie Robinson stole home 19 times in his career!
Why, oh why is there not more stealing home? It’s one of the greatest plays in sports. But I’ve never gotten to see it live.
Time to clone Jackie Robinson!
Jim: I saw someone steal home live in a minor-league game involving, if I recall correctly, the Lancaster Jethawks and the team that was then known as the Mudville Nine in an ill-conceived attempt to disguise the fact that they were from Stockton.
I’m sure it would have been slightly more impressive if it happened in a level higher than Class A, where the players are slightly more skilled.
Found while I was searching for examples of pitchers getting a win without actually throwing a pitch: the BBC attempts to explain baseball.
Eyespy: How come the Limies had basketball referees playing at all the positions?