I have many thoughts on Bush’s press conference last night. But since most of those thoughts aren’t family-friendly, I’ll stick to this one:
What happened to the scourge of steroids? Aren’t they–along with gay marriage–ravaging our youth? Aren’t they shattering our trust in our sports heroes? It was just three months ago that they were important to include in the State of the Union address. Now, despite the prime-time slot, they rate nary a mention.
Maybe we’ve defeated them? After all, Barry Bonds only has three home runs so far this season, so clearly he’s off the ‘roids.
Maybe that can be Bush’s campaign slogan: “Vote Bush. At least he defeated steroids. Maybe.”
Back to baseball later. I promise. I’m just waiting to hear what Rickey Henderson‘s up to these days.