Carlos Zambrano and Matt Morris are both good pitchers

Steve Stone, at one point during today’s Cubs-Cardinals telecast: “I just had a booth tragedy. I rested my Tootsie Pop on my lemonade, and it fell in.”

Also, I’m going to assume the local WGN station identification announcement is usually played at a reasonable volume, as opposed to the one on Superstation WGN, which was cranked way up high, apparently to match the action! in the big shows they were promoting today, “Andromeda” and “Mutant X.”