The other shoe, or cleat, drops

Over the winter, new expensive seats were added at Dodger Stadium by reducing the size of foul territory and moving the dugouts forward. This is fine, except that there’s apparently a city ordinance that limits Dodger Stadium capacity to 56,000, so some of the cheap seats are no longer for sale (they’re going to be covered with tarps).

Predictably, there was a column in Sunday’s Los Angeles Times about a man who’s had four front-row seats at Dodger Stadium since it opened in 1962, who was offered the chance to move forward to the new front row at a substantially higher cost ($120,000 versus $20,000). He turned it down, so now his seats are in the fifth row, and he’s “protesting” by not attending Opening Day. I find it a little hard to feel sad for someone who can afford $20,000 for Dodgers season tickets; what about people who are going to be shut out of the cheap seats for popular games because there are fewer of those available? (Granted, those are harder for columnists to find on a deadline.)

What’s the buzz?

I’ve just gotten back from a They Might Be Giants concert. This time, unlike last August, I don’t have to fly to Chicago tomorrow (this) morning to start a baseball-related trip.

But there is still baseball news to report at this late hour: Bees!

Original comments…

Toby: As in “Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet?”

Jim: Does this post make more sense with the “Bees!” link fixed?

Incidentally, the movie “Gigantic: A Tale of Two Johns” is worth at least a rental, if only for one particular extra: They Might Be Giants performing the song Toby quoted from, “Birdhouse in Your Soul,” on “The Tonight Show” in 1990, backed by Johnny Carson’s band (Doc Severinsen, et al.).

levi’s help-mate: nice work, toby! now to break out my tmbg collection for nonstop happiness.

In the form of a question

“Jeopardy!” is currently in the midst of a gigantic, 3-month-long tournament in which they’ve invited scads of former champions from throughout the 21-year run of the show back to see who gets to play in a special 3-day-long match against Ken Jennings. So on tonight’s show, a 5-time champion from 1989, a 5-time champion from 1995, and the College Tournament champion from 1993 were faced with this Final Jeopardy! clue, in the category Major League Baseball:

“The team names of these 2 expansion clubs start with the same 3 letters; one might catch the other.”

Only the 1989 champion got it correct. (The college champion got one of the two.)

Original comments…

thatbob: Which makes me wonder, when does an “expansion club” just start being thought of as a club? I thought the Mariners were around when I was (broadly) a kid.

Levi: Depends on how broad you were in 1977.

thatbob: For almost all of 1977, I was 2 years broad.

Jim: Given baseball’s love of history, as long as there are people who still remember when the Angels didn’t exist, they’re still an expansion club. (They were the first expansion team in modern baseball, in 1961, along with the team that’s now the Texas Rangers, but then was the Washington Senators, replacing the other Washington Senators, who had moved to Minnesota and become the Twins.)

Fortunately, "pitch" has several different meanings

While I was fast-forwarding the TiVo through the commercial breaks during Fox’s Sunday night lineup, I noticed a bunch of commercials for the forthcoming film “Fever Pitch.” This prompted me to, tonight, watch the original version of “Fever Pitch,” starring Colin Firth, which I had recorded off the Independent Film Channel a couple of months ago. First of all, it’s nothing like the DVD cover that’s pictured on its IMDB page — yikes.

I haven’t read the book (although I assume Levi has), but since the screenplay for the original movie was also written by Nick Hornby, I assume it stays fairly true to the book. Therefore, I can already tell that the new “Fever Pitch” is much more loosely based on the book, even aside from the fact that it involves a fan of the Boston Red Sox and not a fan of the Arsenal Football Club. They’ve changed the character names, which can’t be a good sign. Also, we know they filmed scenes with Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore at Busch Stadium in St. Louis during Game 4 of the World Series last year; in the original “Fever Pitch,” Arsenal’s final match was on the road, but Colin Firth’s character didn’t go to Liverpool to see it, he was watching on TV in his apartment near Arsenal’s home stadium. (Maybe the editors have changed history by digitally transforming Busch Stadium into Fenway Park!)

I’m pretty sure I’ll end up seeing the new “Fever Pitch,” if only so I can make another post here about differences between the two films.

On a non-baseball-related note: in “Fever Pitch,” it’s mentioned that Arsenal had to beat Liverpool by the specific score of 2-0 to win the championship. Anyone know enough about British football to explain that to me? (Or is it explained in the book, Levi?) I assume there’s some kind of point system involved, but is the point system bizarre enough that they would have lost if they had won 3-0?

Original comments…

Jim: I should have made mention in the one glimmer of hope visible in the IMDB cast list for the new “Fever Pitch”: Johnny Damon as himself.

Luke, hanger-on: It’s been awhile since I read “Fever Pitch” and I don’t know as much about European soccer as I should, but a team competes for something like 37 championships and cups in a given year. I don’t remember what was at stake between Arsenal and Liverpool, but it was probably one of the “home and away” championships, in which one game is hosted by each team and the goals are totaled. In this case, Liverpool must have won the first game by one goal. (I don’t know what happens in the event of a tie.) Or it could just be the regular-season “derby,” like Sox vs. Cubs, intraseason rivalries that mean a lot more to soccer fans than they would to baseball fans. (Then again, European fans take everything much more seriously than American fans, God bless them.)

And, no, Arsenal wouldn’t have lost if they had won 3-0, unless they had conspired with bookies and had bet against themselves to cover the spread.

(Soccer gambling, by the way, is far out, and I wish I had tried it when I was there. For each game there are dozens of possible wagers, much in the same way there are for our Super Bowl — who will win the coin flip, who will have more third-down running plays, etc. — but it’s state-sanctioned and there are betting parlors on every other block.)

Levi: I can’t even think about the movie without getting annoyed at the way that Bud Selig sold out the World Series to a damn movie by letting the film crew on the field right after Game Four. It’s the crowning moment of a couple of thousand games over a six month season, the most important moment in the entire business of baseball, and Bud decided that it was okay to more or less sell it for the sake of a few dollars to a movie that no one will remember in a year.

That man somehow manages to regularly be cheaper and nastier than his suits look. And that’s an achievement.

Jason: I’d say less than a year – 2, 3 months tops.

Becky: This question hits me where I live.

In English football, the main thing to win is “the league” now known as the Premiership. The league involves each team playing each other once home, once away, over the course of the season. Three points for a win, one for a draw (tie). The winner is the team with the most points at the end. THERE ARE NO PLAYOFFS. If there is a tie for total number of points, they go to “goal difference” which is like net goals: goals scored minus goals conceded. So Arsenal had to win by at least two goals- they needed the three points to take them up to a tie on total points and they needed to score two more goals than their opponents to win on goal difference. 3-0 or 3-1 would have done the trick too. It was just a coincidence that the 2 teams still in contention played each other on the last day of the season, adding to the excitement. All clear now?

Levi: Man, Becky. That’s more complex than I thought. Turn Bud Selig loose on that and you’d have ten rounds of playoffs and everyone would have a chance!

Luke, hanger-on: Thanks for the clarification, Becky.

Speaking of soccer’s elegant complexity, this seems as good a spot as any to reiterate my call for relegation in Major League Baseball.

I don’t pretend it could ever happen — fans would love it but owners and players would get assed out, and it would wreck the current system of farm clubs and minor/major affilitations — but neither do I pretend that it wouldn’t be really, really cool if at the end of each season the four worst teams were sent down to AAA and the four best minor league teams were called up. Say good-bye to perennial losers like the Expos^^^^^Nationals, Royals and the Devil Rays — who exist for no other reason then … wait, why do they exist? — and say hello to the Bisons, Clippers and Rivercats!

Jim: Not totally without precedent, since back in the olden days (before 1969), it was common to hear comments like “the Senators are mired in the second division again,” meaning they were down near the bottom of the American League standings. Actually, you occasionally still hear it today, but since the leagues are in their geographical divisions, talk of a “second division” in MLB just confuses everyone.

thatbob: Also in the American version, the Fever Pitch is something that is thrown, while in the British version the Fever Pitch is the surface you play upon. Right?

Becky: Yup, play on the pitch on the UK.

And yeah, relegation and promotion add to the excitement (and potential devastation) of any season.

Terry: Sorry to interrupt. Just want to make 2 points:

1) Although Becky is completely right concerning points and goal difference, Arsenal actually won the league title in 1989 on scoring more goals than Liverpool. If clubs finish tied for points and goal difference, then goals scored become the tiebreaker. Arsenal finished tied with Liverpool on 76 points and goal difference of +37, but had scored 73 goals while Liverpool only managed 65.

2) The movie Fever Pitch (with Colin Firth) is only based loosely on the book. The book is autobiographical series of essays relating Nick Hornby’s life from 1968 to 1992. The movie is, however, a fictional story, but contains with flashbacks that taken from the book.

Terry: The last sentence should have read: “The movie is a fictional story, but contains flashbacks taken from the book.”

Baseball-related souvenir

I recently took advantage of Apple’s price drop to buy a new 60-gigabyte iPod Photo, and to partially finance that purchase, I have just put my old 30-gigabyte 3rd-generation iPod up for sale on eBay. Maybe “old” isn’t quite the right word, since it was purchased new at the end of June 2003, but I guess 21 months is practically an eternity in iPod terms.

This is one of the iPods that accompanied me and Levi on the trip last August, which means it spent a significant amount of time in the glove compartment of a nearly-brand-new 2005 Chevrolet Impala — how many iPods can say that? Why, it’s been to such far-flung locales as Montreal, Tampa, and the Charles Schulz Museum in Santa Rosa, California. It’s even been listened to on board Amtrak trains!

Anyway, it’s still working great, as I attempted to explain in the auction description, and I managed to save the entire boatload of accessories and the box, so those are included as well. If you’re the winning bidder, and you let me know you heard about this auction here on baseballrelated.com, you’ll get free shipping and insurance if you’re in the United States, and a discount on the shipping and insurance if you’re anywhere else in the world.

(And a note that perhaps only Levi will understand: you may remember the 30-gig iPod was named North & Clybourn, so to keep the naming scheme, I had to pick a larger locale to name the new 60-gig iPod after. It’s named Clark & Lake.)

Original comments:

stacey: did you ever have a 5 gig iPod? was it named jarvis?

Jim: Jarvis would be more of a 20GB iPod. 5 gigs would have to be Isabella, I think.

Levi: So how much did you get for it?

Jim: I don’t know yet. The winning bidder sent me an apologetic e-mail an hour after the auction ended, saying he didn’t have enough money to cover his bid. I’ve sent out Second Chance offers to the top non-winners, which means they get a “Buy It Now” opportunity at their bid price. If none of them accept the Second Chance offer, I’m going to relist it, but that won’t happen until at least next Saturday, because you have to wait 7 days before filing a “non-paying bidder” report to get your eBay fees refunded. (Because of the quickness and apologeticness, I’m going to file a report that said we mutually agreed the transaction wouldn’t happen, so the winner won’t get any strikes on his eBay record. I’ve already sent him an e-mail explaining that, and giving him the friendly advice that not all eBay sellers will be that nice.)

Levi: Man. That sucks. I understand being surprised you end up paying as much as you do–having thought, say, that you surely wouldn’t reach your maximum bid. I can imagine some regret. But I can’t quite imagine not having at least counted the pennies beforehand, just in case.

The ping of the bat

If it’s March, it’s obviously time for baseball. So Jason and I went to our first game of the year today: our alma mater versus the Matadors of California State University Northridge. Despite all indications having been that the game started at 1:00 (e.g., that’s what was printed on the tickets), when Jason and I arrived at Matador Field at about 1:05, it was well into the fourth inning, with CSUN up by quite a few runs. And Northwestern had already put a handful of errors on the scoreboard.

Somehow, most of these people were aware that the actual start time of the game was well before 1:00…

CSUN batting…

Northwestern batting…

The dugouts at Matador Field aren’t actually dug out…

At one point, a formation of five old-timey airplanes flew over. I couldn’t get my camera out of the bag and ready as fast as I would have liked, so this is the only good shot I got…

Want a job where you can wear shorts and flip-flops? How about working the radar gun at college baseball games?

Northwestern tried to claw their way back by scoring five runs in the top of the 9th, including an inside-the-park home run (actually, it may have been a triple and an error — didn’t see the scoring). Congratulations to the batter…

But it was too little, too late, and the final score was 11-8. But as you may be able to see from the pictures, it was a beautiful day for baseball. And afterwards, because I was with Jason and not Levi, we had a late lunch/early dinner at a barbecue place.

Original comments…

Dan: Go Cats!

In the daytime, I’m Mr. Natural

Here’s a trivia note I read somewhere Saturday. I mentioned it to someone at a party Saturday night, but forgot to post it here. Clearly, I need to be less social.

This is going to be the first season since 1965 in which all National League teams have had natural grass in their home stadiums. Poor American League. And speaking of artificially-turfed American League stadiums, SkyDome is SkyDome no longer.

Original comments…

Levi: The disappearance of artificial turf is the only good side effect of the national publicly financed stadium boondoggle.

Don’t ever say I don’t look at the silver lining!

Even more from "Faithful"

All is forgiven, Stephen King: “The hapless Devil Rays will be more hapless still if Ivan, third and worst hurricane to menace Florida in the last thirty days, blows away their JuiceDome down there in Tampa; like a certain unlucky Jew, they may be doomed to simply wander, dragging their dusty equipment bags behind them, playing everywhere and always batting in the top of the first. ‘We once had a home,’ they’ll tell those who will listen. ‘It wasn’t very full, and most of the folks who showed up were old, many equipped with shunts and pee bags, but by God it was ours.’

At the end of the book, it’s fairly obvious that the day after the Sox won the World Series, the publisher was screaming at Stephen King and Stewart O’Nan on the phone: “Just get us the manuscript now so we can get the book out before Christmas!”

More from "Faithful"

Poor Stephen King, on the West Coast while the Yankees and Red Sox are playing in late July: “With no NESN, I was reduced to the coverage in the Saturday Los Angeles Times — which, due to their ridiculous infatuation with the Dodgers, was skimpy.”

I would guess that the Los Angeles Times is less infatuated with the Dodgers than the Boston Globe is with the Red Sox, if only because there are two major league baseball teams within the Times’ home delivery area, and they try to serve both constituencies. In fact, it was probably the amount of Angels coverage that kept them from putting a longer Yankees-Red Sox story in that morning’s paper. They’ve definitely had more Angels articles than Dodgers articles this offseason, because of the name change foolishness. Speaking of which, ESPN is going to be using “LAA” in the score box on any Angels games they broadcast this year, and they don’t even have the same owner as the Angels anymore!

Original comments…

Jason: Imagine that – a city newspaper writing a whole lot about their local baseball team.

Since the Angels are now “LAA”, does this mean the Dodgers will be “LAD”?

Jim: Yes, based on “NYY” and “NYM,” the Dodgers will be “LAD,” unless they try to get clever and go with LAN (for “National”).

Levi: I hope they abbreviate DC as “DC-(N)” as if they’re a politician.

One more baseball book

As it turned out, I also received from my father as a Christmas gift “Faithful: Two Diehard Boston Red Sox Fans Chronicle the Historic 2004 Season.” (It just showed up the other day because Amazon.com combined it and some other items into an order with “Wonderfalls,” which wasn’t released until February 1st.)

The book is kind of structured like a blog, with dated entries from both Stewart O’Nan and Stephen King, interspersed with excerpts from e-mail conversations between the two of them. I, of course, couldn’t resist immediately flipping ahead to the entries for August 24 and August 26. For August 24, Stephen King writes about trying to pick up the game on the radio while driving around downtown Boston, and then getting back to his hotel and finding out they don’t have NESN, the cable home of the Red Sox, and Stewart O’Nan writes about the actual game, mainly Doug Mirabelli’s 3-run homer. For August 26, Stewart O’Nan writes about Bronson Arroyo: “Tonight he has his curve working and shuts down the Tigers for 7-1/3, giving up only an unearned run in a clutch 4-1 win.” Stephen King’s August 27 entry mentions the Dan Shaughnessy column from that morning’s Boston Globe, although he claims that the headline was “Dark Days Appear to Be Long Gone,” and I have scanned evidence that the headline was “Dark Days Have Hit the Road.” Perhaps this means that some of Stephen King’s other writing is less than accurate; I’m not sure if I believed all that about the girl with telekinetic powers wreaking havoc at her prom when I saw it. Or maybe they changed the headline for the later edition.

Anyway, starting back at the beginning of the book now, I’m only as far as spring training. Maura will perhaps appreciate what Stewart O’Nan says about the Red Sox’s spring training home: “Fort Myers is an endless grid of strip malls and stoplights, and everyone drives like they’re either having a heart attack or trying to find an emergency room for someone who is. We fly past Mattress World, Bath World, Rug World. It’s Hicksville, Long Island, with palm trees and pelicans.”

Original comments…

maura: but … is there an ikea??