Hanger-on Sandy passed along this story. It seems that Kris Benson’s wife Anna has already thought through what she’s going to do if he cheats on her. I can’t speak for the married half of baseballrelated.com, but as far as the single half is concerned, this is the first time being a Mets batboy has ever seemed like a good idea.
This is Anna Benson. (Don’t worry, the picture is reasonably safe for work.)
Now, what about Mrs. Jose Lima?
Dan: I should have passed this story along earlier.. The Stern interview was about two weeks ago. She’s insane, and now with Pedro on board, his little friend is fair game. Among other people, I believe, who shall remain nameless.
I’ve already wanted to float the Mets clubhouse reality show — between her, Pedro and accompanying midget, Mike Piazza and his debated sexuality… I WANT Sammy here, not even to play but to add to the comedy.
Levi: Hmm. The timing on this story does make me wonder about Pedro’s motives for becoming a Met.
maura: i’d probably steer clear of mrs. lima for now…
Jim: Not to mention steering clear of the entire Dominican Republic!
Dominican Republic: That’s not fair, Jim. We don’t all have herpes.
Haiti: Well, don’t try to blame us!